It's over.
Well folks, have you ever wanted to pay $20,000 so you can sit on your ass all day instead of do the things you actually need to do? Here's your answer. Introducing this bot that totally will not kill you, despite being able to lift 150lbs of shit! You can teach it to give an- I mean, do the dishes, and by that I mean it will put your glasses in the dishwasher thinking they're the dishes. Peak artifical intellegence right there. Luckily, for now, this means my friend isn't out of a job.
Better yet, you can have some man (probably somewhere like India where it's cheap for this stuff to happen) operate the robot, letting him access your home and do whatever he wants, within the limitations of having to control a robot through some shitty internet, or something. This is the true future of technology as we know it. Oh no! Is your boyfriend really far away, in like, the UK or something, and you really want to ""feel him,"" now's your chance! It's more expensive than a plane ticket, won't fucking work correctly at all, and have so much latency, but hey, it will do it!
Now's your chance to fully embrace laziness once and for all, and for only $500 a month, it's truly a steal! Let The Rot fully consume you NOW!